All the porn and naked ladies Shon Richards posts and this is what I choose to reblog? I admit it! I’ve got a weakness for dice and a finely honed oral fixation. I’ve got some other things you can bite now, you damn hot geek you!

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May 13 '12

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Severus Snape shook as he thrust his slippery sex sceptre into the boy’s mouth.”

…”Slippery sex sceptre”? I am…uh. Wow.

Wow.

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May 13 '12

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lokiartys-pomegrangles:

Ehehe ehehehe ehe

That vibrator one is completely accurate. First time I ever used one, my body just kinda went “OH FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WELP WE’RE RUINED FOR THE REGULAR STUFF AREN’T WE?”

I am not ashamed of this fact. I have a hundred-dollar vibrator and it is one of the best investments I have ever made. Bzzzzzzzzzzz!

(And I’m not completely ruined. It’s just…I have a hundred-dollar vibrator you guys! Damn skippy I’m using that whenever possible.)

(Source: glasmond)

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May 13 '12

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start-wandows-ngrmadly:

shymuffin:

kinomatika:

drawn for ink… ;__; her humanstuck AU eridan doing things to himself oh dearrrr

Whoawhoawhoa.

Yes okay. Good.

casual porno reblogs

These feelings I am having about Eridan are incredibly confusing.

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May 10 '12

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“I am not kidding when I say that I find incredibly esoteric and specialized porn to be one of the most life-affirming things in the world. Even… no, especially the stuff that doesn’t do anything for me. Every giantess crush site, every furry vore gallery, every Shintaro Kago shit-and-dissection-fest, every body-inflation discussion group, every set of specialized apron-fetish films, every dendrophile fan club, every time I learn a new word like “boytaur” or “OT3″ or “docking” or “unbirth”… all these things bring me a genuine and unironic joy. These things, these kinks, these flights of imagination, are the impassioned obsessions of real people, everyday people. At least one of your coworkers, at least one of your family members. And that’s not creepy, that’s wonderful. Every one of those weird kinks is a shout of human individuality in a world that wants to reduce us down to buying patterns and demographic trends.”

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Why I Love Weird Porn | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via sexisnottheenemy)

This article is amazing, and this quote is amazing, and I cannot speak highly enough about witnessing porn created by people who are passionate about their perversions, whatever they may be.

I’m metasexual. You were clearly turned on when you made this, and that turns me way *way* on.

God bless weird porn!

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May 7 '12

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Well hello there theoretically naked redhead with all the freckles. You are exceedingly cute, and theoretically naked! Wanna be friends?

(Source: e4rleb1rd)

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May 7 '12

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Most comprehensive Hanky Code I've ever seen

And by comprehensive, I of course mean “complicated as fuck”.

BUT, and this is awesome to me, they include Stone. I am super happy about that, even though the only thing I ever flag is whether or not I’m a dude, and for me, that happens to be purple.

(Look, Erik likes purple, okay? He’s all typical purple lolitagoth. Nevermind the piercing link, he just really likes the colour, so if I’m wearing a purple bandana, it’s likely a sign that I’m currently a dude.)

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May 6 '12

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